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For the Average Runners, Stupidly Early.
The ARSE Run Club Relaxed Tank Vest is made for movement, comfort and questionable 6am decisions. It has a smooth mid-weight feel, a relaxed fit and a bit of stretch, making it ideal for easy runs, gym sessions, warm-weather training, race support or just letting everyone know you’re proudly part of the ARSE.
It’s not pretending to be an elite race-day super vest. It’s comfortable, loud, stretchy and made for people who like their running social, their pace conversational and their club names deeply unserious.
Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing, it gives the full all-over design a clean finish, with vibrant colours and a soft feel.
Size Guide
Measurements are taken from the garment laid flat.
Chest measurement
XS — 92 cm / 36 ¼″
S — 98 cm / 38 ½″
M — 104 cm / 41″
L — 112 cm / 44″
XL — 120 cm / 47 ¼″
2XL — 128 cm / 50 ½″
Product details:
Relaxed fit
Smooth, comfortable feel
Premium knit mid-weight jersey
2-way stretch fabric
Stretches and recovers across both directions
Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing
EU fabric: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
US fabric: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
EU fabric weight: 215 g/m²
US fabric weight: 240 g/m²
EU blank components sourced from Lithuania
US blank components sourced from the US
Best for:
Easy runs, gym sessions, warm days, club meet-ups, cheering people on and proudly getting up the ARSE before sunrise.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Made for kids who do not sit still.
This soft cotton stretch tee is built for everyday adventures, whether they’re running around, climbing things, cheering from the sidelines or getting involved in whatever chaos the day brings.
The regular fit gives them room to move without feeling baggy, while the slight stretch helps the t-shirt keep its shape wash after wash. Comfortable, durable and easy to wear, it’s a proper everyday staple for little legends.
Size Guide
Chest measurement
8 — 30 ¼″
10 — 31 ½″
12 — 32 ¾″
14 — 33 ¾″
16 — 35″
18 — 36 ¼″
20 — 37 ½″
Length
8 — 20 ½″
10 — 20 ⅞″
12 — 21 ¼″
14 — 21 ⅝″
16 — 22″
18 — 22 ½″
20 — 22 ⅞″
Sleeve length
8 — 5 ½″
10 — 5 ¾″
12 — 5 ⅞″
14 — 6 ⅛″
16 — 6 ¼″
18 — 6 ½″
20 — 6 ¾″
Product details:
96% cotton, 4% elastane
Soft cotton feel
Light stretch for comfort and movement
Regular fit
Helps retain shape wash after wash
Pilling-resistant and built to last
Fabric weight: 189 g/m²
Blank product sourced from Mexico
Best for:
Everyday wear, running around, family adventures, event days and junior Duffs chaos.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For the Average Runners, Stupidly Early.
The ARSE Run Club Vest is a fitted, body-hugging training top made from smooth, stretchy fabric that moves with you on runs, gym sessions and general questionable life choices before most people have had a coffee.
With four-way stretch and a close fit, it’s designed to feel comfortable while you move without flapping around like a carrier bag in a headwind. It’s precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing, so the design gets the full loud-and-proud treatment.
Perfect for anyone who likes their miles early, their pace conversational and their club names deeply unserious.
Size Guide
Chest measurement
XS — 29 ¼″
S — 30 ¾″
M — 32 ¼″
L — 35 ½″
XL — 38 ½″
Waist measurement
XS — 26″
S — 27 ½″
M — 29 ¼″
L — 32 ¼″
XL — 35 ½″
Length
XS — 23 ¼″
S — 24″
M — 24 ¾″
L — 25 ⅝″
XL — 26 ⅜″
Product details:
Body-hugging fit
Smooth microfiber feel
Four-way stretch
Moves and recovers across both directions
Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing
Fabric weight: 225–230 g/m² depending on production location
US/Mexico production: 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane
Latvia production: 82% polyester, 18% elastane
Blank product components sourced from Mexico and China
Best for:
Early runs, gym sessions, warm-weather training, race support, coffee afterwards and proudly declaring yourself part of the ARSE.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Made from soft cotton with a little bit of stretch, this tee is comfortable enough for all-day wear but tough enough for running around, climbing things they probably should not be climbing and getting dragged along to whatever ridiculous event the grown-ups have signed up for.
It has a regular fit, a smooth feel and enough stretch to keep its shape wash after wash, making it a proper everyday staple rather than one of those tops that survives three wears and gives up.
Size chart
Chest measurement
2T — 22 ¾″
3T — 23 ½″
4T — 24 ½″
5T — 25 ¼″
6 — 26″
6X — 27 ¼″
7 — 28 ¼″
Length
2T — 15″
3T — 15 ⅜″
4T — 15 ¾″
5T — 16 ⅛″
6 — 16 ½″
6X — 16 ⅞″
7 — 17 ⅜″
Sleeve length
2T — 4 ⅛″
3T — 4 ⅜″
4T — 4 ½″
5T — 4 ¾″
6 — 4 ⅞″
6X — 5 ⅛″
7 — 5 ¼″
Product details:
96% cotton, 4% elastane
Soft everyday feel
Slight stretch for comfort and shape retention
Regular fit
Pilling-resistant fabric
Fabric weight: 189 g/m²
Blank product sourced from Mexico
Best for:
Everyday wear, school holiday adventures, cheering at events, junior Duffs chaos and looking cooler than the adults.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
